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keepcalmwearetimeless:

when something good happens to your otp

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when something gReAT happens to your otp

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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles)

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

canadia-n:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

darkfuse:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on